Your Mood Alert

If I seem weird or hard to figure out, and not in a cool mysterious way, it’s because I’m in a mood. It’s not your fault (unless it is 👀).

AND ALSO

I'M GIVING YOU THIS NOTE BECAUSE

It’s easier than talking about it.
Apparently I hate everyone else.
Misery loves company.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Twerking it out didn’t work.
I’m too lazy for therapy.
It’s a cry for help/wine.